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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
#ComedyFest kicks off tomorrow with a Q&A with @melbrooks & @carlreiner hosted by @juddapatow.What Qs do YOU want As to?
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) April 28, 2013
Excited to be moderating the directors panel for #comedyfest on Wednesday.Check out the lineup @comedycentral: on.cc.com/11Eo6zv”
— Oren Brimer (@orenbrimer) April 28, 2013
@twittermovies#comedyfest 4 both Gr8s - did an actor ever really surprise you in a good way either in audition or while shooting? How so?This week marks the evolution of Twitter’s role as the great public square to now include a special corner for the smartasses, fools and funny people. BYOB.
— Ron Howard (@RealRonHoward) April 28, 2013
Want to get digitally roasted by @realjeffreyross for #ComedyFest on 5/2? Reply to this tweet with #RoastMe!
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) April 25, 2013
Excited to join @chelseaclinton and my good friend @stephenathome on Twitter!
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) April 25, 2013
I taught @billclinton to tweet! This is almost as exciting as the time I taught Cheney "Dance Dance Revolution."
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 25, 2013
One of my favorite photos of me & my #NowOnTwitterDad @billclinton! #TBT twitter.com/ChelseaClinton…
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) April 25, 2013
Welcome to Twitter, President @billclinton - you're a little late!
— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) April 25, 2013
@billclinton, Welcome to Twitter.it was an honor to serve in your admin…even if we didn't have email, smart phones or social media!
— Dee Dee Myers (@deemyers) April 25, 2013
#ff @billclinton, new to the Twitter. Welcome, Mr. President: good luck with 140 characters!
— John Podesta (@johnpodesta) April 25, 2013
Welcome to @twitter @billclinton. Always happy to see another champion for #aid in the 'sphere!
— Bill Gates (@billgates) April 25, 2013
Welcome to Twitter @billclinton (SFS '68)! #HoyaSaxa
— Georgetown Univ. (@Georgetown) April 25, 2013
Everybody- be cool. President @billclinton is officially on Twitter.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 25, 2013
“@billclinton: Excited to join @chelseaclinton and my good friend @stephenathome on Twitter!” Why them? What about @beyonce ? @tomarnold ?
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) April 25, 2013
May be no more patriotic moment in United States than opening of presidential library. Surpasses inauguration, annual holidays #bushcenter
— Rick Klein (@rickklein) April 25, 2013
vine.co/v/bPP1LObQJan@TheBushCenter also captured a historic and behind-the-scenes view of the reunion of all five living presidents and the first families.
— Karl Rove (@KarlRove) April 25, 2013
Living Presidents share a laugh before taking the stage #BushCenter twitter.com/TheBushCenter/…
— TheBushCenter (@TheBushCenter) April 25, 2013
A great American moment #BushCenter twitter.com/TheBushCenter/…
— TheBushCenter (@TheBushCenter) April 25, 2013
Congratulations George and Laura on opening @thebushcenter. Proud Hillary and I could be here. twitter.com/billclinton/st…
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) April 25, 2013
Favorite pic so far. Adding to my collection. Dikembe Mutombo is here to celebrate @thebushcenter (I'm in 5" heels) twitter.com/DanaPerino/sta…
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) April 25, 2013
One of the cutest, sweetest men I know, loves a good sock! Happy to be with family! twitter.com/JennaBushHager…
— Jenna Bush Hager (@JennaBushHager) April 25, 2013
Today we’re announcing a few improvements to Twitter for Mac:
Along with these updates, Twitter for Mac offers keyboard shortcuts, support for multiple accounts and timelines, and other features that you’ve come to love.
You can get this update now in the Mac App Store. Keep an eye out for more improvements to come, too.Posted by Ben Sandofsky (@sandofsky)
Countdown: ONE DAY until #LHHATL season 2 premieres at 8/7c on @vh1!!! Who's having a viewing party + are we invited??
— Love & Hip Hop (@LoveHipHopVH1) April 21, 2013
I will be answering some of your ?'s next Thursday #TheFollowingFox #AskKevinBacon
— Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) April 21, 2013
playing with @twitter's new music app (yes it's real!)...there's a serious dance party happening at idol right now
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) April 11, 2013
Man this new Twitter music app is insane!
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) April 13, 2013
Hey @twittermusic thanks for sending me the new music app... Y'all are the shit!
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 13, 2013
playing with this new @twittermusic service. this is going to be really cool for music discovery when it's released
— ŦҤE GŁłŦ₡Ҥ MØB (@theglitchmob) April 12, 2013
Just got the Twitter #music app!! WAIT til ya see this shit!!it's epic!
— TOMMY LEE (@MrTommyLand) April 15, 2013
Twitter has some insane things in the pipeline. The new twitter #music app is big! Shout out to my peeps over at twitter ;) #HUGE
— Ne-Yo!! (@NeYoCompound) April 15, 2013
trying out the new @twittermusic service... it's really fantastic.gonna be huge!
— Soft Reeds (@softreeds) April 12, 2013
just listening to @jamesblakeon @twitter's new music app. not sure when it launches, but it's a really interesting music resource.
— moby (@thelittleidiot) April 16, 2013
Loving the new app by Twiiter #Music.I think this is gonna revolutionize things real fast...
— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) April 16, 2013
Thanks to my friends @twittermusic for sharing your new app and connecting us thru music. Congrats!
— Jason Mraz (@jason_mraz) April 16, 2013
What's better than an all-new #AmazingRace? Watching & tweeting w/@philkeoghan! Join the live tweet Sun @ 8pmET/5pmPT on.fb.me/Zf71NI
— The Amazing Race (@AmazingRace_CBS) April 12, 2013
Don't miss the first of 3 episodes left of #TheGoodWife this season.I will be tweeting live on Sunday at 9:00 PM EST.Check back next week for more!
— SetDecTheGoodWife (@GoodWifeSetDec) April 11, 2013
It's K. Stew's birthday today and she's neck and neck with Bilbo for #MovieAwards Best Hero: on.mtv.com/XhsEOU #JustSayin
— MTV (@mtv) April 9, 2013
Getting so excited to reunite with all of my fellow Aca-people at the MTV #MovieAwards this weekend!! #musicalreunions
— Ben Platt (@BenSPLATT) April 11, 2013
My bellas. Rehearse'n for #mtv #movieawards @alexisknapp@esterdean @therealannacamp @brittanysnow twitter.com/hanamaelee/sta…Posted by Grace Chu Lee (@gracelee)
— Hana Mae Lee (@hanamaelee) April 11, 2013
Today, we’re introducing Trends in more than 160 new locations. Included in that list are a number of countries that will be getting Trends for the first time: Belgium, Greece, Kenya, Norway, Poland, Portugal, and Ukraine, plus more than 130 new cities in countries that already have Trends.
Trends are an easy way to find out what people are talking about right now –– around the world, in your country, or in your city. By checking out Trends, you can easily find breaking news and current hot topics that are most relevant to you. To find these new locations, click “Change” in the Trends sidebar on twitter.com, and select the city or country you’re most interested in.
To make Trends more convenient and relevant for people around the world, we’re constantly working to bring Trends to more locations –– be on the lookout for even more in the future. In the meantime, don’t hesitate to check out our support article on Trends for more information.Posted by Royce Cheng-Yue (@rchengyue)
Don’t forget that @drewfromtv will be live tweeting tomorrow’s episode @ 1pm ET/10am PT as part of #CBSTweetWeek. cbs.com/tweetweek
— The Price Is Right(@PriceIsRight) April 3, 2013
As part of #CBSTweetWeek ill be tweeting & answering questions bout #LMAD this Fri (behind the scenes dirt, scandal, & maybe some recipes)
— Jonathan Mangum (@Mangum1) April 4, 2013
Don’t forget that @melissarauch will be live tweeting tomorrow’s episode @ 8pm ET/5pm PT as part of #CBSTweetWeek. cbs.com/tweetweek
— The Big Bang Theory (@BigBang_CBS) April 3, 2013
We just released a new version of Twitter for Android. Its new design reflects a native Android experience: wider and taller timelines that fill the screen, a flat navigation bar, tap and hold for quick actions, and more. You can now quickly navigate between tabs by swiping across your screen. And as you type your Tweet or search, you’ll see username and hashtag suggestions, making it easier to connect with friends and join conversations.
In addition to the Android app, we’ve also updated Twitter for iPhone and mobile.twitter.com. All three mobile apps, plus twitter.com, now show more types of content in expanded Tweets: photo galleries, apps and product listings.
You’ll also see a new link right below content that is shared from another mobile app, such as Foursquare or Path.
The link lets you open or download the app right from the Tweet, depending on whether or not you have it installed. As an example, if you expand a Tweet to view a photo from Flickr, you can tap the link to open the photo in Flickr. If you don’t yet have the Flickr app on your phone, you can tap to install it from the Tweet.
These updates, which are rolling out to users over the next several days, are part of our ongoing effort to make it easier for you to connect with interesting and relevant content on Twitter. If you’re interested in the under-the-hood details, there are more on our Developer blog.@jle)
Our second Hack Week of the year has just begun. (Yes, it is April Fools Day; no this is not a joke.) This is one of my favorite parts of each quarter –– as a company, we take a full week to work with people from other teams, explore new ideas, experiment with different projects and let our creativity run wild.
Some projects are hobby projects, and they may inspire new ideas or cause teams to think about a core feature in a new way. Other projects ship –– awesome and unique products have come out of Hack Week. Have you downloaded your Twitter archive yet? That was a Hack Week project. Or have you seen the Tweets from @twisitor, a birdhouse you can tweet from when you visit Twitter HQ? That was one of last quarter’s Hack Week projects.
Thanks for inspiring new ideas and motivating us to build this week.Posted by Raffi Krikorian (@raffi)
Real-time highlight: @uoflsports draining a final three before earning their ticket to Atlanta. #marchmadness - snpy.tv/YMznP0
— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 31, 2013
SIX MORE DAYS until @wrestlemania 29 at @mlstadium!!Full details on tickets, match previews and more at WrestleMania.com!
— WWE WrestleMania (@WrestleMania) April 1, 2013
Twyttyr? Why byy vywyls whyn yyy gyt "Y" fyr fryy? Syckyrs! #nvwls
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 1, 2013
@twitter Y R y00 d0yng thys? #nvwlsProduct inspiration
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 1, 2013
Get the "Guilt" badge for tomorrow's all-new episode of #thefollowing! - fox.tv/FollowingWatch…
— The Following (@TheFollowingFOX) March 24, 2013
Exciting news #2BrokeGirls fans! I'll be live tweeting the east coast airing of Monday's all-new episode at 9/8c! Don't miss out.
— Matthew Moy (@TheMoyWonder) March 20, 2013
I'll be live tweeting during the East Coast feed of "Squall" on Tues. March 26. #NCIS
— Sean Harland Murray (@SeanHMurray) March 22, 2013
Your dream to solve mysteries with Shawn & Gus has come true. Interact & help them solve the #SocialSector mystery! usanet.tv/SocSctr
— Psych_USA (@Psych_USA) March 24, 2013
@cmdr_hadfield Are you tweeting from space? MBB
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) January 3, 2013
@williamshatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain. And we're detecting signs of life on the surface.
— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) January 3, 2013
Getting #MarchMadness? Follow @marchmadness for your fix.Tuesday, Mar. 19; 12:30 p.m. ET / 9:30 a.m. PT
— NCAA (@NCAA) March 16, 2013
What it looks like racing to the pitstop #AmazingRace twitter.com/PhilKeoghan/st…Check back next week for more!
— Phil Keoghan (@PhilKeoghan) March 18, 2013
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HABEMUS PAPAM FRANCISCUMMeanwhile, a glimpse into the global conversation:
— Pontifex (@Pontifex) March 13, 2013
A su Santidad Francisco I twitter.com/CFKArgentina/s…A prominent Argentine rabbi shared a photo of himself with the Cardinal:
— Cristina Kirchner (@CFKArgentina) March 13, 2013
Tengo el honor de que el Papa #FranciscoI haya escrito el prólogo de mi libro "Argentina Ciudadana" #Bergoglio. twitter.com/sergiobergman/…
— Sergio Bergman (@sergiobergman) March 13, 2013
PRIMER PAPA ARGENTINO Y PRIMER PAPA JESUITA
— Elisabetta Piqué (@bettapique) March 13, 2013
Papa Francesco mi ha fatto commuovere con le sue parole. Semplice e generoso, ciò di cui tutti sentiamo necessità. twitter.com/MatteoBraconi/…
— Matteo Braconi (@MatteoBraconi) March 13, 2013
#Habemuspapam #FrancescoI #VescovodiRoma: 'ci vediamo domani' . Grande emozione a #Sanpietro. twitter.com/Mario8863/stat…
— Mario Greco (@Mario8863) March 13, 2013
Crowd at St Peter's Sq awaiting new #Pope's tweets. #twitter twitpic.com/cb37js
— Cara Swift (@cswift2) March 13, 2013
People excitedly running towards St. Peter's Square! #pope twitter.com/TVMarci/status…
— Marci Gonzalez (@TVMarci) March 13, 2013
I was just walking by and saw this going on. Looked important. #HABEMUSPAPAM twitter.com/mccrumagic15/s…
— Brian McCrum (@mccrumagic15) March 13, 2013
I cannot believe I just witnessed the election of Papa Francesco twitter.com/ErinMishu/stat…
— Erin Mishu (@ErinMishu) March 13, 2013
South America is where it's at now: the Olympics, World Cup and now the Pope
— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) March 13, 2013
First Messi, now the Pope. You're killing it, Argentina.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) March 13, 2013
May Francesco reboot the Church, recoverlinks that are broken, delete the errors that hurt my faith #HabemusPapam
— Paulo Coelho (@paulocoelho) March 13, 2013
Un Papa che davvero può cambiare la Storia.
— fabio fazio (@fabfazio) March 13, 2013
L'emozione per un papa che sceglie di chiamarsi Francesco
— enrico mentana (@ementana) March 13, 2013
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)